Hello Son Your old man here. Listen I know you feel like being 5 sucks Trust me, it’s the best age. Your mother loves you more than she hates your mischief At this age she will forgive everything you do You are her little Prince. You own her heart. Heck you are my only competition at this stage. In fact, you are winning all day, every day.
At age 10. You rock her world. She only babys you because she is afraid you’re growing too fast. She is afraid, 6 more years and some girl will steal her place in your heart. So stay young, young Lion. I know you think I’m the coolest All because of all the goofing around we do Soon I will be hard on you Don’t hate me for it I have to turn you into a man before my time comes If I fail at this then I have failed as a man and father
At age 16, you think you are a man. Laughable. You’re not even close Just because you can get it up don’t make you a man There is more to being a man than boners It’s about responsibility Something you are only beginning to learn Please do break a few hearts between now and 18.
Because at 18, you will think you are ready to have a wife. Jokes is what that is. Don’t fool yourself That’s a heart break waiting to happen There is a reason she is called a sweet sixteen God does her make-up. No one does make-up better than God.
At age 21, now you and I can have adult conversations More complex than what we’ll have when you turn 18. Here I will teach you about becoming your own Vanguard. Time to fight the boogeyman John Wick don’t play. They don’t call him Baba Yaga for Nothing Ask Winston or Sophia Better yet visit the many graves of boys who thought they were men I don’t mean to scare you I just wanna make sure you are ready Ready to do for your son what I’m doing for you Like my father did for me.
At 25, you will be king The 21 year olds will look like everything you need in a woman Just remember that a 21year old is an advanced version of a sweet 16. God’s make-up version 21.0 Be weary of this one Her heartbreak will define your perception of love for life.
At age 30, life will get confusing Now everyone will only care about what you can do Your potential doesn’t matter anymore Your are not 25 anymore Potential is out the window Gone with the wind.
So hang in there Pan not intended. But keep hanging, will you? I’m not delaying I’m just getting me ready Ready for when time comes. Time for me to pass on my Wisdow and Time itself to you.